Thursday, September 25, 2008

G5 Mouse

I never really realized how wimpy mice were, until I decided to pick up a G5.

With this mouse, you can change the dpi (on the fly), weight, customize the buttons based on what exe is running... It's not like that would be hard to implement for any other mouse, but the standard drivers do it nicely.

I mean really, I want to FEEL something when I use a mouse, ball mice were nice in that respect. But only that, they sucked overall. Oh, getting nostalgic for the 90's again. I remember one time I tried to have an imaginary friend, and we were playing tag on a fine sunny day. I felt pretty stupid running around the street all by myself, I had thought they appeared or something when you started to pretend they exist. I think that's the first time I was ever disappointed. This other time my friends and I found a hole for a fence post, so we put some sod and leaves over it to make a booby trap. When we went to check on it the next day, Ben had tripped... It took me a few moments to realize that he was thigh deep in our trap. I've always really liked high places, I guess it started when I used the radio antenna tower to get onto my next door neighbour's house. It was only a bungalow, but when you're only 3 feet tall you think everything is enormous. Being five fucking rocked.

"But more importantly, internships teach white children how to complain about being poor."

Ryan "Boxxertrumps" Trumpa

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

What I think

I think of time as a function, and following the rules of a function, you can only slow down or speed up it's passage. Imagine you took a sine wave (x being your view of time, the length of the wave being the time experienced by a stationary object that had no gravity acting on it.) You could only increase or decrease the frequency/speed up or slow down your passage of time compared to the objects.

If anyone sees any holes in my hypothesis, feel free to point them out.

I have a fairly weird way of thinking of things...

I take a kindergarten approach to morality.

I treat others the way I want to be treated, unless they treat me badly first.

Sort of a menacing kindergartner stance... As posted on 99chan,

Ryan "Boxxertrumps" Trumpa